I've heard the rumours, nobody comes out the same...

the_imaginator's Halloween party:

____heylover dressed as Dave Chappelle's aunt.
____stefanie dressed as Steven Spielberg.
aluminumshoe dressed as Mace Windu.
blueanihilation dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Denver.
bribaby21 dressed as Mr. Spock from "Star Trek".
crushtheheart dressed as a giraffe.
daisyrockets dressed as the main character of "Amélie".
deathincmajor dressed as a wild justice.
defalcon dressed as someone who just had sex (and probably just did, too).
dyinginavan dressed as a hungry skeleton.
etrina dressed as a camel.
frodofucker dressed as a assistant bug terminator, though it looked more like a pitcher for the Indians.
gokuchan dressed as a noose.
gu1tar_girl dressed as Bob Dylan.
hallofmirrors_ dressed as a Care Bear.
hannah_chickpee dressed as Beavis.
iamnirvana dressed as the Sedated Power Ranger.
iamshannonduh dressed as your aunt.
imtinytina dressed as a bottle of Topantifere.
junkyard_yay dressed as a catcher for the Cubs.
kimiki222 dressed as a ratio.
laiquendai dressed as a skeleton.
lollette dressed as Grover Cleveland.
mumsy_moo dressed as Martha Stewart.
platipuses dressed as Ashlee Simpson.
ravengrae dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Smiling Ambassador.
ssaggezzaa dressed as a WZT Attorneys at LawCo. employee.
stillpullingup dressed as Shania Twain riding a cat.
telleabelle dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Lumpy Burgersquirt".
theowned dressed as the President of Bulgaria.
ubercookie dressed as a skeleton.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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lmao Mellie. I should really clean my flist though..

We should have a family reunion XD

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.



Eww.

Ahhhh my mouth!

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!!

So the Beat is over!! It was pretty fun. The concert itself was better last night, but I had more fun on Friday because Georgia was there. On Saturday night (last night) I was stuck with Oliver and Clint, who have THE sickest minds on EARTH.

Seriously. It was frigging FERAL what they were talking about/trying to involve me in.

The hosts and the scripts though, were INCREDIBLY LAME. Lame lame lame lame LAME!

Example: After the choir sang Everything's Coming Up Roses (this really annoying song that is always stuck in my head now), the male host, Jeremy (found this amusing) said to his co-host, Thea..

"And they're right, everything is coming up roses!!"

Thea replies "what do you mean?"

He says "well, they sing everything's coming up roses, and here you are, a lovely rosebud up on stage!!!"

BAH!! CORNY!! Then when Thea was introducing dancers dancing to I like the Way you Move:

"I like the way you move-"
"Why thankyou!!"
"No... I like the way you move by-"
"Do you want me to do it again?" (dancing)
"No, by blah blah blah..."

GOD! Everyone in the pit was about ready to strangle these people. They didn't even learn their scripts properly, jeez.

Eun Ju and I had fun harassing the choir during intervals. The band wasn't allowed to leave their dressing room. Said dressing room had the only bathroom for the choir.

So guess who was coming through in groups to use the bathroom!?

Um, the choir.

But it was fun picking on them.

We had people over for lunch today, my dad's friend Trevor and his family. His daughter Stephanie is 6 and SOOO cute. They brought their just-out-of-hospital identical twin girls. Meep!!

Anyways, am going now. I need to update my website soon, hehe.

<3 An

Okay kiddies!!!

Bow down to the greatness that is my new journal!! C'mon, you know you love it. :p It took a while to draw the stripes for the background though.

All I need now is some new icons and I'm all set. w00t!!

Okay, had a v. extremely week.

In Science we cut open chicken wings and played around with the muscles so they danced around and stuff. It was pretty cool. But something just plain gross was when my teacher brought us pig's lungs, heart, kidney and windpipe, covered in blood, from the slaughter house.

It was soooo disgusting. Covered in bloody and all this gross crap. My friend cut a bit of the heart and got blood spurted all over the place.
People kept stepping outside to take a breath of fresh air, since they were ready to pass out from the smell, myself included.

Got back from a sleepover today, at which we watched pirated Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban and Shrek 2. Surprisingly good quality, unlike the DVD's I've seen with people's heads at the bottom, or where the camera turns sideways suddenly.

PoA depressed me a bit... I thought it could have been a lot better. It cut scenes really quickly, as in they were all so SHORT. And cause it was pirated, it looked like raw footage. Shrek 2 was really funny.

Wrote a really weird short story. 0.o

Oh yeah, found the freakiest thing ever. This is from mugglenet.com:

In St. Mungo’s, when they are going to visit Mr. Weasley- 'They climbed a flight of stairs and entered the "Creature-Induced Injuries" corridor, where the second door on the right bore the words 'DANGEROUS' DAI LLEWELLYN WARD: SERIOUS BITES.' If you put these words on a sign, they would read

Creature-Induced Injuries
Dangerous
Dai Llewellyn Ward
Serious Bites

Take the first word of each of these and what do you get get? Creature Dangerous Dai Serious? No - Kreacher dangerous, Die Sirius...


Duuuuudde....WTF?!?!?!!?!?!???!!!!!!one!!!1!!eleven!

So the International Whatsim-thingie Spacestation was supposed to pass over Darwin tonight.

Out go my mum and I, all excited to see the space station. And yup, it doesn't disappoint! Three lights, blinking and going across the sky at 7:15 (it was supposed to come between 7:15-7:18, probably 7:18).

We stood and marvelled at it's incredible speed. Seriously, it was really fast. So then I went inside and was all yeah well, I'll have a shower now, it's over.

So there I am, in the shower when my dad knocks on the door.

"It's 7:15 (by his watch) now, come see the space station!!"
"Oh I've already seen it?"
"You have?"
"Yup."
"What did it look like?"
"It had three lights, moved really fast and it blinked."
"It blinked? Three lights?"
"Yup."

So he goes and I'm showering and almost done, and then I hear:
"ANDREA! COME QUICK! COME SEE THE SPACE STATION! THE REAL ONE!!"

I thought "wtf?!!?!" and grabbed my towel and raced out onto the driveway. And I see this dot, moving (much slower then the previous station) going across the sky.
Turns out, what we originally thought was the space station (and what we were all oo-ing and aa-ing over) was an... can you guess it?

It was an airoplane.

My dad figured it out cause it had three lights and it as BLINKING. And it came right on time. 7:18. What they thought that it would probably come out.

And there we were, standing on the driveway, me in my TOWEL and then a car comes past.

So I had to go hide.
Hehe.

Went shopping today. Bought:

- A pair of ear plugs (my old ones, bought for the sole purpose to allow me to sleep in without that damn next door parrot waking me up, have gone all weird. They don't squish well anymore, always fall out and I lost one due to this.)

- Brownie mix. I dunno when my mum and I are gonna ever have time to make brownies, but whatever.

- Hairties! Yay! A girl can never have too many. And these ones are STRIPY. I mean, c'mon!!! STRIPY!!

- A new top. It's black with pink stars and stuff on it (be proud Mellie, it's black!! I own a total of three pieces of black clothing, and I don't hardly ever wear any of them). As I was saying, it's pink and black and it's a sorta t-shirt and it says Bubblegum somewhere on it...

<3 An

I don't care if my brother is working!! He whistles to annoy me when he's supposed to be working!!!

God forbid I make any noise!!

So I know I only just updated, but I forgot to add this in :X And I'm too lazy to edit.

So a frog crawled into the downstairs bathroom toilet from the pipes last night and my brother, who had gone in to use it (obviously) yelled, came out and was all "there's frog in there!!"

So he went slam and closed the door and I just laughed uncontrollably. Turns out he has this major frog phobia. He told me this REALLY funny story, of how in preschool he went to the toybox to get the toy frog and it wasn't really a toy frog and it jumped out at him :X

LMAO.

*coughs* Ahem. Anyways, and he has issues with them being slimy. He says they have beady little eyes.

I laughed a lot as you can imagine. XD

Okay, so this is what's happened to me in the past week:

- In Junior Band, we had sectionals. I was learning how to juggle (as opposed to practicing *whistles innocently*) using valve oil. Well. I dropped the valve oil, the guy teaching me how to juggle, Andrew, lifted up his trumpet.

Bam. Right in the corner of my eye. Big frikkin ugly black purple bruise. Damn it!! Why me?!!? HURTS LIKE HELL.

Then afterwards, this freaking annoying guy Patrick has the whole band saying how I sniff/drink valve oil or some shit like that. I have no idea how this started, but I know it will never truly die. Grr.

- Last week (ok I said this week, but still) I got hit in the eye with a teeball. I think I now have teeball phobia, because whenever I'm supposed to catch the ball I either duck or move my head far, far away.

- I just discovered that one of my toes is pink and painful. I suspect an ingrown toenail. Ouch.

- The canteen stopped selling Sprite Ice *sob sob*

- My dad went to play golf at night. WTF?!!?!?!?!?!!

- Ashlee Simpson kicks Jessica Simpson's ass

So my mum is making crabs and she was trying to kill one and the claw grabbed her finger and refused to let go. She had to holler for my dad to pry the crab off her. Ouch.

I'm writing a HP fanfic, and some weirdo reckons there's too much swearing. Mellie read it and reported there wasn't any. Hello?!! All I use is 'bloody', common term used by Brit's, hell (as in what the hell) and damn.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON!?!?!?!!?!?! And why are they reading my PG story if they don't like story? I should not have to raise it to PG 13. If I did that then I would only just be allowed to read my own story.

*snorts*

With a throbbing toe, teeball phobia and bruised eye,
- An

Reason #567 of why my dad is a crazy dictator with strange ideas:

I am not allowed to bleach any hair on my head blonde even when I'm older (like I'd do it know, pssht) as Emily has done as it looks "unnatural".

So I made a new layout in honour of my shopping habits talents. For those of you who can't see it, get out of your friends page damn you!!

I dunno how long I'm going to keep it. It's very pink. And the picture is just weird. And I'm the person is hella pale. Please note: this is why we don't draw things from scratch boys and girls! Especially if we can't draw!!

Someone comment. Gr. I haven't had comments in such a long time. I'm hurt, really I am.

We went shopping yesterday (bahahah) because it was a public holiday. w00t. Feels like a Sunday right now. Anyway my brother had to go to his friend's party, and he didn't know what to get cause she was a girl. So we went handbag shopping. I feel sorry for him. He said something extremely funny but I'm not allowed to mention it.

I bought a book. That's all. Be proud, all of you. And I bought it with my own money :o

My dad thinks it's technically his money b/c I don't work, but pssht. It is not.

I'd like to add to my list of why my state sucks. Because of the lack of Channel 10, we don't get...

Australian Idol.

WTF?!?!!?!?!? They came here! They had auditions! why should we not be able to watch and support the people of Darwin?! Someone please keep me informed.

Anyway, going now.

- An

My legs are like jelly. Every muscle HURTS. I almost fell down the stairs/fell over getting up several times.


Meh.

So today was the first day back from my four week holiday of Rest, Relaxation and Roleplaying (the three R's).

Am absolutely POOPED. I fell asleep at about 12:30 last night, but I don't know if you can call it sleep. It was sleep at first, then around 5 ish turned to a not awake, not quite asleep thing.
So.. woke up, managed to drag myself into the bitter cold that was this morning. Friggin freezing. As a true Territorian, I pride myself on being pathetic with cold weather. Yes, it was only 15 degrees, and Jacki says I'm pitiful, but considering we're usually graced with 30 degrees or more, I think being pitiful at 15 is just fine.

I was really awake and bouncy (god knows how) despite the cold before school, but once I got there it sucked. It was the usual check out how everyone else looks thing with everyone. Just for the record, many people straightened their hair. I cut mine, which was noticed a lot considering it used to be halfway down my back in a pony tail and now just grazes my neck. In a pony tail. Of course. Tara She who must not me named cut her hair into layers and now looks even older. I'd say a very short twenty year old.

No change on my timetable except I have PE where I had extension Music. Sigh. Anywho, double maths was first. Gack. Ms. Quan is still as boring as ever and still cannot pronounce words properly, despite being Australian?

The lockers were traditionally broken into over the holidays and I had to go allllll the way to C1/Woodworks and collect my stuff. Remembered when I got there that I had no stuff in said locker. Oh well. At least I missed some maths.

Recess, fun! Not. Froze my ass off. It sucked. Erm.. what else. Oh yeah.

Double PE. DIED. About fifty times. Had to change into T shirt and shorts and felt very very stupid. >.< Felt even more stupid when my hand eye coordinations failed me for warm ups - throwing balls around. Pssht.

Then we played touch. My god. This is where I died about fifty times. We had to run up and down the tank (an old water tank so it's damn big) and stuff. OVER AND OVER NO PAUSING. Also midway, had to do this lil' trippy dance thing.

*dies again at the reliving* I swear, I was about to collapse and/or throw up. I am so unfit. Did other boring stuff, got sorted into PE classes permanently. Lucky for me I got a nice teacher, not the slave driver who ran us up and down the tank. Gr.

Double English, bludge lesson. Listened to other people talk about their holidays. Most people went away and went to the movies. Lucky them!!

Double science. Tried very hard to resist the temptation of falling asleep. While copying down notes, my eyes started going crosseyed cause I was so so tired.

Note to self: Get more sleep

So basically, that was my day. Thriller huh. *cough*

~ Andrea

- We do not get Channel 10. Yes I'm serious. We have channel 7 and 9. We used to have channel 8, which was channel 9 with Charmed, Neighbours and Rove.

- We do not get Neighbours. I do not watch Neighbours. I have never watched Neighbours. But I mean... come on!! Neighbours is an Australian show!! I live in Australia! If I want Neighbours or Rove, I should be able to watch it damn you!

- The biggest shopping centre in the territory is called Casuarina Shopping Centre, about 5 minutes away from my house. This shopping centre is probably about 1/3 of the size of an average shopping centre in Perth/Melbourne/Sydney/Brisbane. By the way, no David Jones, Myers or even *sobs* Jester's Pie!

- We are not considered a state. *mutters*

- We don't have a lot of brands that others have.

- We don't have Laser Quest. We have Zone 3. Just one.

- We have one university. My god.

- Our so called "mall" is just a street/sidewalky place with tourists shops up the side, some ATM's and a few nice places to eat. The so called "fountain" in the middle of it looks more like a sprinkler.

- Nobody here has heaters or fireplaces. Fireplaces are cool. I have seen about 1 in my lifetime. Same with the heaters.

Mellie, when I am old enough I am going to move to Perth and stalk you, okay?

Dear Behind Right,
WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!!!!one!!!!1!!!eleven! What the hell is wrong with you people?!?!?! Why must you shine a spotlight into your backyard/my backyard?!!?!

How the hell does your first floor spotlight reach my second floor bedroom?!?!!?!?!

Furthermore, why is it even on?!!?!?!!!?!?!!?!!! Who the hell is going to break into your house through your back yard!?!?!!?!

Do you realise they would have to climb our fence, then climb the fences between our houses to rob your house?!!?!!?!?! Is it not enough that you have a dog?!!? Is it not enough that you're always partying at late hours anyway so you'd be awake if you were robbed?!!?!

Shame on you!! You're keeping innocent people like myselves from getting sleep!!!!!! Ditto to you people with the parrot!!!!

GrrR!!!

From your extremely annoyed angry neighbour,
Andrea